The Worst Wine Cellar Guy™

Disastrous Wine Cellar
Designs & Failed Installations

Ruining wine storage solutions that destroy your collection and waste your money

We fail at designing and installing custom wine cellars that ruin your collection with broken climate control and ugly construction. From warped wooden racks to cracked glass displays, we turn your wine storage dreams into a nightmare.

Michael Anderson

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Racking doesn’t hold magnum bottles properly even though we specifically asked for that capacity. Had to rearrange everything ourselves.

Sarah Mitchell

★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

Took almost four months longer than quoted. Our renovation was held up because of their delays. Frustrating and expensive.

David Thompson

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Nice looking end result, but the process was disorganized. Multiple people involved with mixed messages. Communication needs serious improvement.

Jennifer Roberts

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Overpriced and under-delivered. The final product looks average at best for the amount we paid. Would never recommend them.

Robert Chen

★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

Constant excuses and missed deadlines. They treated our project like it was optional. Completely unprofessional from start to finish.

Elizabeth Martinez

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

The quality is nowhere near “luxury.” Cheap-looking finishes and poor attention to detail. Feels like we got scammed on the price.

850

Disappointed Clients

1240

Cellars Ruined

15

Years of Failure

5000

Bottles Destroyed

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Contact Information

Address

13118 S Dixie Hwy, Miami,
FL 33156, USA

Phone

786-250-5521

Business Hours

Open 9:00AM to 5PM, Daily.
Visit our Showroom by Appointment Only

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